Great Advice from Kids
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.- Lynnette, age 8
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. - Pam, age 7
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kevin, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.- Ricky, age 10
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#2 just cracked me up, and its true really. Haha great post Shelli!
If these were said by actual kids, I fear for the future :-)
It's always interesting to see how early on kids pick up what they see and hear around them.
Fun post! :-)
Mercy -- It's nice to take a break and have a good laugh once in awhile.
KC -- I have actual kids, and I can picture them saying a couple of these things. Kids crack me up.
Too funny! I love what kids have to say. Mine certainly keep me on my toes. I think #2 was my favorite, though.
Oh. My. GOSH!!!
I kept thinking THAT one's my favorite ... only to find the next one even funnier!
This was fun, Shelli. Thanks!
These are hilarious. Thank you so much for sharing! I'm stopping by from the A to Z challenge and I look forward to reading more from you.
Glad you got a laugh, ali!
Sylvia -- Nice to meet you, and thanks for dropping by!
I like the one about yelling at the same kids. It's a tad too accurate. That's why it's funny.
Lol that was brilliant. It's scary how much kids pick up, though.
:-D
Hilarious. I hadn't seen these before, thanks for sharing! I can't wait to find out what crazy stuff my son will have to say some day...
Angela, that seems to be the favorite.
Misha, I know, you have to watch your step, don't you?
Nate, thanks, and here's a tip: write it down. My now teen-aged kids and I just shared a hilarious day going through the funny kid moments I had written in my journal. It's a hoot!
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