"Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe" ~ Neil Gaiman (A Game of You)


He Said, She Said

Things overheard at the mall:

For you, I will do that.

I'm like, I don't really care.
But this time it was like awkward.
I don't know how else to say it.
Ewww... ewww ... on that note, see you in a bit.

You never talk about it.
I'm a little tied up right now.

We got good stuff.
Boots? You found boots? I want some boots. Because you don't know how much longer boots are in style.

I'll feed my frog, OK?
You know, we only feed them twice a week.

Ya wanna go into Nordstrom's?
(no response, just moved in that direction)

Hey, ma'am, can you help me out?

I don't have a curve in my back. Do I have a curve in my back?

I'm gonna get a calendar of cats.
Oh... I hate cats. You like them?