He Said, She Said

Things overheard at the mall:

For you, I will do that.

I'm like, I don't really care.
But this time it was like awkward.
I don't know how else to say it.
Ewww... ewww ... on that note, see you in a bit.

You never talk about it.
I'm a little tied up right now.

We got good stuff.
Boots? You found boots? I want some boots. Because you don't know how much longer boots are in style.

I'll feed my frog, OK?
You know, we only feed them twice a week.

Hey!
What?
Ya wanna go into Nordstrom's?
(no response, just moved in that direction)

Hey, ma'am, can you help me out?

I don't have a curve in my back. Do I have a curve in my back?

I'm gonna get a calendar of cats.
Oh... I hate cats. You like them?